So this couple's walking back from class six blocks east of their car in the parking lot on the other side of the world. Well, campus, but it's so freaking cold that the difference would be lost on anyone.

The guy, his name's Joe, he's got a cup of coffee that his girlfriend bought for him ironically. “A cup of joe for you, darling,” she said. That joke had died to overexposure ages ago, but he still smiled for her and drank the coffee. He appreciated the little things.