West Side

You came through East Lynmar? How? I’m sorry, but nothing could make it out of there sane or alive. Every day we hear them yelling and screaming like it’s a daily armageddon. We’ve even heard gunshots. We have to keep our kids inside most of the day because we’re afraid of someone from East Lynmar wandering over and kidnapping them.

Wait, you’re not with them, are you? Oh God, you live in East Lynmar and now you’re trying to kill us. You just… you stay back! I’ll have you know that my husband is in the living room, and he is armed. We’re ready for you, mister. You better just keep on walking.